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money penis

The type of penis that a gold digger craves. She only wants the penis to get to the money. A money penis may belong to a doctor, lawyer, professional athlete or successful businessman.
Nurse 1: Did you see how much cleavage the new secretary is showing?

Nurse 2: She's only here hunting a doctor. She's all about the money penis.
by fartus jenkins August 20, 2011
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Moneyology 101

A modern course in economics that teaches the difference between the term "WORTH" and "VAUE"

To find out how much something is "WORTH" IT MUST BE SOLD FOR A PRICE!! period end of discussion This is not a debate. Finding a buyer is absolutely necessary or your product has not proven to be worth your asking price. Especially if you are selling information.

Value on the other hand is determined by customer perceptions. How useful the product has been while in the customer's hands is the GOLD standard for perceived value? A good customer review is the best advertisement.

This economics class is very extensive and to reveal more without collecting tuition is not in the best interest of the school faculty. The logic and reasons are evident already.

Blessings, respect, and love to all, from the online campus of CBPBPU "Christ Bob's Private Blackberry Pickers University"
Christ Bob: My father the Holy Okie, Blackfoot Redneck, leprechaun Spirited "LORD BUD" taught me the value of a dollar is 1/2 gallon of blackberries by paying me $2 a day to pick one gallon. That was in the first semester of Moneyology 101. I was so thankful to find a buyer for those berries, but I suspect the value of the berries is more than two dollars.
by Spiritual-Master January 29, 2022
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Mall Money

Money that you take to the mall if you're actually going to shop instead of hang out.

At least $30.
John: Hey, do you want to go to the mall?
Tiffany: Yeah, but I don't have any mall money.
by zomgjb October 4, 2008
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Done money

The opposite of easy money - being in a really bad situation.
Guy 1: Shit, nobody cleaned up the party in my house and my parents are coming home tomorrow.
Guy 2: You're done money.
by ggnooblol February 5, 2013
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Get your money

An old union term referring to a foreman or superintendent going to the union hall to collect a workers wages before firing them.
Hey man, I am going to be late today.
Dude, boss man gonna get your money!
by helrunr August 15, 2019
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Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.
Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"
by Pon Raul August 5, 2010
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you better have my money

What a pimp says to his ho prior to his departure to ensure that the ho has his money ready upon arrival. If cash is not ready when the pimp arrives, the ho may be subjected to his pimp hand
by BMoney January 29, 2005
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