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micropiss

Most of the beer brewed by microbreweries in the UK. These "brewers" take advantage of tax breaks to brew crap beer and undercut those who brew good beer. They also take advantage of the fact that many drinkers in the UK are more interested in drinking beers with funny names than in drinking beer which tastes good.
I had to meet someone in "The Harp" last night. All they had on were seven different varieties of micropiss, so we soon decamped to a proper pub.
by CAMRA man January 12, 2014
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We Gotta Move Some Microwave Ovens

The sentence a Dire Straits fan uses to indicate he's leaving the room/area.
George: Wow, that was a fun night, man.
Bob: Hell yeah, bro.
George: You and Kyle gonna stick around for some drinks?
Bob: Nah, we gotta move some microwave ovens.
by RockingRoller August 18, 2011
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Macronesia

All the land in the world.

There is an island group called Micronesia, which causes many to ask why there isn't a Macronesia. Micronesia means "group of small islands". So Macronesia would mean "group of big islands." Continents are essentially big islands, so Macronesia refers to all the continents and so all the land in the world.
I am a citizen of the world. I live in Macronesia.
by The Dudely Lama March 29, 2019
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micronation

Any entity which has the appearance of being a sovereign state but isn't.

Micronations are usually created and maintained by one person or family. Many exist solely on the internet, or in the imagination of their creators. Some have a more corporeal existence, occupying a defined - albeit often tiny - geographical areas, and producing arefacts such as stamps, coins, banknotes, passports, medals and flags.

Micronations are generally viewed as eccentric and vaguely amusing by most external observers.

Micronations should not to be confused with microstates, which are small legitimate sovereign states such as the Vatican, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino.

Nor should they be confused with legitimate self-determination or secessionist groups, who are typically have many hundreds or thousands of active supporters.
Sealand, an abandoned World War 2 gun platform off the coast of Essex, is the world's best known micronation.
by frankenheim March 24, 2009
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Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip
I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008
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microsleep

Usually results from sleep deprivation. Microsleep may be linked to narcolepsy and other sleep disorders such as severe insomnia. The person may believe they are awake but are actually in the REM cycle of the sleep process. It happens so quick that the person may not even be aware that they are sleeping. Episodes can last from 30 seconds to a few minutes. Usually, the person enters the dream state and may slip in and out of the REM cycle periodically.
I just fell asleep for 30 seconds, I just had a microsleep episode.
by NND9987 February 25, 2010
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Microwave Broccoli

A euphemism for a fart that is extremely offensive to one's sense of smell. Derived from the smell of broccoli being re-heated in a microwave, which smells surprisingly similar to the human expulsion of gas.
"Plug your nose, I'm about to seriously microwave broccoli up in here."
by LithiumFlame March 7, 2007
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