Mike Pence 

An extremely homophobic piece of shit that shouldn't exist in this multiverse.

Mike Pence is shit.

Mike Pence by Devan Mihaly April 4, 2020

Mike Jones 

A former linebacker who played for the Oakland Raiders, St. Louis Rams, and Pittsburgh Steelers. He is most famous for tackling the Tennessee Titans' Kevin Dyson one yard short of the goal line in Super Bowl XXXIV, preserving a 23-16 win for the St. Louis Rams. This play has gone to be known as "The Tackle."

Person 1: Did you just see that? They just played Mike Jones' tackle in the Super Bowl on ESPN Classic!
Person 2: WHO?!
*Person 1 punches Person 2 in the face*

Mike Jones by KGthaKid September 17, 2008

Mike Cerrato 

Sex god.

"OMG, isn't Mike Cerrato so hawwttt?"

"Oh yeah, he's a sex god."

Mike Cerrato by velvetkenzie October 12, 2011

mike johnson 

code name for marijuana of very high quality... only the finest weed need apply... a good way to ask about pot over the phone

dude have you talked to mike johnson... where is mike johnson at today... man I found that mike johnson

mike johnson by biteyme February 15, 2008

mike adamle 

the worst announcer ever in wwe
he always makes mistakes
he's like a permanent running joke
not very smart
should be unemployed
somehow ecw announcer
shouldn't have fame
lives in parents basement
mom packs his lunch

enjoys having: the john cena, the five knuckle shuffle, and dirty sanchez

mike adamle: he just spanked him like a schoolboy
alex: dude, no

mike adamle by Shit-face June 29, 2008

mike jones 

swisha house rapper that owns h-town like it's goin out of style. made an album called who is mike jones.

hoes on my knob
and i ain't got a job
i shine cause i grind
i ain't gotta steal and rob
who? mike jones

mike jones by ian the d May 16, 2004

Mike Patten

Originally from Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada, Mike Patten lives and works in Montréal. He holds a BFA in painting and drawing with a minor in art history from the University of Regina. Recently, Patten's work was seen in Regina in a solo project entitled "The Celebrity Series" at Neutral Ground.

For more information on Mike Patten, please refer to his personal website at mikepatten.ca

Mike Patten by Michael Patten September 30, 2005