Ass blinded

When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.

Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.

by Frostbain November 16, 2007

ass kegels

The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.

Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.

by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014

Ass toucher

Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass

The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.

by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018

cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle

Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing

by Glyclick February 09, 2015

ass-salmonella

A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!

by The Rev NG8 August 04, 2018

pudding ass

An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea

'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'

by beezley October 15, 2013

Ass dandruff

The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.

I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.

I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.

by Jt-NYC May 15, 2014