A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

give a heads-down

An idiom that refers to giving someone preliminary news that is likely to upset or depress them in some way, so that they can prepare for it.

I thought I should give a heads-down to you about the fact that our mental health clinic has just been purchased by Jeff Bezos!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2021

smack your head beautiful

Someone who is show stopping beautiful is aka smack your head beautiful, to see if you are dreaming!

Lisa is smack your head beautiful, l took her to a party and everyone was silent when she walked in.

by I, Wreckerrr July 13, 2021

all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell

then where does chase from paw patrol go?

Person: all dogs go to heaven and all cops go to hell
Me: But what about chase?

by munsworldddddddd August 27, 2021

Ur Mom and Dad Have a Healthy and Loving Relationship

The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.

Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*

by moocowtnt March 24, 2018

healthcare.gov

A poorly designed website managed by a pack of rural South African Apes on a server running Windows 95 connected to a dial-up.

1: Yo, have you checked out healthcare.gov?
2: What? That piece of monkey-managed bullshit? I'd rather install Windows Vista on my computer...

by Kronos21 October 26, 2013

Matt Healy

Matt Healy- is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris in anything he trys.
Last person to impersonate Matt Healy hid in a cave for 3 days.

Matt Healy can wheely on a unicycle.
Matt Healy not only has counted to infinity he has also divided by zero TWICE.

by Joe Granola October 11, 2009