gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

Gustavo

is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.

ex: “goshh i’m still in love with Gustavo”
bff: “i mean duh, he’s your first love”

by i_bored December 1, 2019

Guitar Fuck

What Matt Bellamy does to let loose his raging lust for his guitars during shows (and perhaps after shows as well... no one can confirm it, yet). It involves a humping motion toward whatever lucky instrument he happens to be holding, often during a passionate riff or lyric.

1. Holy hell, Matt's guitar fuck in the last song gave me multiple musegasms!

2. Did you see Bells guitar fucking the Gliteratti? Keytar's getting more jealous by the second.

by ProjectSynapse March 31, 2010

cum gutters

on muscular/ripped guys, the lines on both sides that lead from the hips towards the groin. the indention is the cum gutter.

after jacking off to completion, jeff admired his seed dripping down his cum gutters and back on to his nut sack.

by taint specialist June 16, 2005

Cool Guy Acquaintance

A person that you're not really friends with but you're cool enough to go up to them and shake their hand and say "Sup, bro".

Roxy: Ya I'm not actually friends with Keith were just Cool Guy Acquaintances.

by sports23player January 1, 2011

guitar face

The act of making an unusual face while playing the guitar. The look typically resembles a look of pain, intense ecstacy, or sometimes even plain old gas.

Man, that solo was sweet but he had total guitar face going on.

by kingnuthin November 25, 2005

Gunt

The protruding area of blubber that sticks out below the gut and above the cunt.

Dude that’s gross man. Did you see the gunt
?

by Newfie blogger July 19, 2019