desert pigeon 

A repulsive skinny skank with the face not even a rat can love. They are usually found around dive bars on weekdays, STD and abortion clinics by weeks end.

There that "desert pigeon" cum filled dumpster of a whore that only Linus feltersnatch would bang.

desert pigeon by Si-poppy February 4, 2014

Destroy the Starfish 

When you obliterate a butthole by penetration with a penis or other object.

"Hey bro, did you destroy the starfish last night?"

or

"I destroyed that starfish last night!"

Destroy the Starfish by Skoozan August 12, 2016

desktopper 

A student or teacher who hates their life, and cannot become a stripper in the club so they become a stripper in the classroom.

Today I walked past my next class, and I saw a new found desktopper.

desktopper by SantaTheHoeHoeHoe December 20, 2016

desanitize 

To make unsanitary in grand fashion. Especially in cases when cleaning and sanitation has just occurred.

I just bleached the entire bathroom and then unexpected explosive diarrhea struck standing up, causing me to desanitize the entire room.

desanitize by Shouldveshatthebed December 29, 2016

Destination fucked 

Being filmed while smashed on a roof top, shot gunning a stubie with a face smash while attempting a Tony hawk kick flip and eating shit mid way, with the youth of today watching on giving moral support in the form of a fuck you finger amidst a brewing fire of rage and a fat pig wandering aimlessly with the thoughts of 'someone just fucking eat me already'!

And at that moment, he arrived at 'destination fucked!'

Destination fucked by Magnetico November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

When you drink beer then hit yourself with the can, fall off a skateboard onto your roof while a kid flips you off, a fire is to the right, and a fat pig is walking around.

One way ticket to destination fucked

Destination Fucked by Siraco November 29, 2018

Destination Fucked 

A drunken woman who attempts to skateboard off the roof of a shack, whilst a young boy gives her the finger before the cameraman switches angles to a pig.

I reckoned we'd both be put in Ozzyman's Destination Fucked Compilation Volume 7 if we got drunk and tried to skateboard.

Destination Fucked by White Ranga November 30, 2018