Edezol Coltiono

Edzol Colton with an accent.

Person 1 "Hello Edzol Colton"
Person 2 "It's Pronounced Edezol Coltiono"
Person 1 "Ok then, hello Edezol Coltiono"

by Glyndward October 18, 2021

Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 11, 2022

Sugar Coating

The act of making bad news more palatable. This is often accomplished by adding positive reinforcement, apologetic phrases, or sympathetic comments.

It was always difficult to tell someone they had AIDS, but with a little Sugar Coating they would only cry for an hour or two.

by Fox Populi March 6, 2022

Mog Centipede

A form of hypertonic osmosis. Typically involving 3 or more persons, a mog centipede is as it sounds; although individuals involved commonly contain a lot of muscle mass or are highly aesthetic. Supposedly it can incubate the pituitary gland to secrete more HGH.

“David Laid, CBum and Von Moger hit the most biblical Mog Centipede last week man, I would do some disgusting things to even glimpse at that Mog Centipede for half a second”

by JefferySeid May 28, 2022

Cuban Centipede

A guy/girl smokes a cigar while you try and suck it out their ass

I pulled a cuban centipede on this Columbian chic

by SussQuatch August 18, 2022

minotaur centipede

A sex maneuver that requires anal sex in the doggystyle position with both partners on their knees with torsos upright. And more participants line up behind to eat the ass of the the person in front of them. The silhouette looks like an extended centipede with a minotaur front.

I heard Tom and Cindy do anal now. They said we could join by lining up and creating a Minotaur Centipede.

by Qskfnfitnwpcjw Wkcoenfjske December 5, 2022

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 5, 2023