4-Point Pants Check

The act of subconsciously taping all four of your pockets to make sure your possessions are still there (usually Cellphone, Keys, Wallet, and Ipod) when you're surrounded by people you're scared of or you're in a place your unfamiliar with.

When my cousin took me to the east side of town, I did the 4-Point Pants Check at least once a minute.

by BlendMaster August 1, 2009

checkout chick

Female. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout dick.

a) "I work in Woolworths as a checkout chick..."
b) "Did you see the checkout chick? She was hot!"

by Candini January 4, 2008

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009

Check a bitch

Sometimes, females get out of line in their dealings with you (cursing at you, cheatin on you, spendin your money, etc). When this happens you gotta check that bitch, which means either verbally or physically letting her know who the man is in the situation. Failure to check a bitch leads to a man becoming a simp who women don't respect. All macks know that checkin a bitch is a crucial part of the game.

)How to check a bitch and how not to check a bitch)
Simp: Please honey stop the yelling I'm sure we can figure this out.

Mack: Bitch you need to shut the fuck up. I don't know who you think you are but the man is talking right now and you don't ever speak to me like that ya hear?

by cp3 April 22, 2008

onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015

check your six

An expression used to inform someone that there's a target at their 6 o' clock position.

1: "Check your six."
2: "... Damn."
1: "Told ya."

by n00bert December 26, 2008

Stimulus check

A way to pacify a group of people you've just deployed the national guard and police against after stealing from millions of people they tell that they're concerned about for years.

Here's your stimulus check, you won't mind if the national guard tells you where you can go and what you can do from now on will you? They're concerned about you, don't be concerned about them, be a good puppet and comply with everything they say, it's in your best interest.

by Solid Mantis March 27, 2020