shiftless bastard

A person usually a man in his twenties who lacks all forms of ambitions and aspiration, they usually lack any type of marketable skills and spend their days masturbating. They feel that their life on this earth is unwarranted due to the illegitimate fucking that brought him into the world.

Andrew is such a shiftless bastard, I know he doesn't know he's father and he's mother is working as a prostitute for coal miners but he could at least close the door when he's masturbating in the living room!

by Gunny bunny January 1, 2012

Bastardized

1.The state of being after being made increasingly and unnecessarily lame.
2. A dumbing down or perversion of the original to twisted ideals.

Dude, have you noticed how Disney has bastardized so many good stories?

by Ford Prefect November 9, 2003

Lucky Bastard

He`s luckiest man in the world for having such an amazing girlfriend that loves him with all her heart!

That Lucky Bastard's Marianne's boyfriend.

by dovepeach February 20, 2011

car bastarding

When you cruise around in a car and yell obscenities at strangers walking down the street. You know you have given a successful car bastard when your victim stutters or gives a dumbfounded look

All summer long, we go out car bastarding almost every night.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004

Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 15, 2004

bastardassasaurus

Also know as a douceadactle or a tall ass nigga

That rather large nate is a bastardassasaurus, but god-damn he is tall!

by PimpDoubt HeteroSapien April 29, 2005

Basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

Bruh im basted as fuck.
Im past being wasted im basted.

by jayflowtheILL.one July 29, 2012