anal teetering

Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.

Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.

by Delnino Teeter January 28, 2008

Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)

I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013

anal shrubery

Hair within the region between and around the male ball sack and anus hole

Dude you got some dingleberries in your anal shrubery.

by BSU Beaver February 06, 2009

Anal Geyser

After a man anal creampies a chick, the chick gets down on all fours and points her asshole in the air. The chick then convulses her asshole with the pressure of 1,000 atmospheres so as to shoot the cum back out her ass and into the air in a majestic display of cum, shit chunks, blood, and beauty. This act is reminiscent of 'Old Faithful' erupting.

Larry: "Dude I'm quitting my job as a porn camera man."

Lawrence: "Why man? It's a sweet gig"

Larry: "I had to film an anal geyser scene today and got splattered by the spray. That's the 3rd pair of clothes I've had ruined this week because of anal geysers... It was majestic though."

by the_fatrix69 July 16, 2010

Anal Bead

A Beaded string used for anal pleasure.

MY little whore of a neighbor used anal beads on his cat.

by Scat man October 05, 2003

Anal Adventure

To Have lots of bum sex,the practicing of anal sex

Have you had an "Anal Adventure" today ?

by Mark February 23, 2004

anal retentive

One who is excessively insistent upon the smallest detail of something, usually through ignorance or taking things too literally.

"Here's an entry reccomended for deletion because it's not 'urban'. And here's an entry reccomended for delition because it's not written as if in a dictionary. I do think these anal-retentives are quite missing the point of Urban Dictionary."

by Shanya Almafeta November 18, 2004