What you say when you want to go out with your girlfriend but your guy friends are giving you a hard time for not hanging out with them.
John: Hey lets go hang out tonight.
Jim: I can't. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
John: Damn man, bros before hoes.
Jim: No dude, play before gay.
Jim: I can't. I'm going out with my girlfriend.
John: Damn man, bros before hoes.
Jim: No dude, play before gay.
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Eustina: I'm really into Brad but everytime I hang out with him always wants to go shopping or hang out at Scorpio. Do you think he's just not in to me?
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.
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Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!
Carlette: No, I think he's too gay to be true.
Fran: I've been making hella eye contact with Fabio for the past week at Hollister. He's got such a good sense of fashion and is always so sweet when his mother calls.
Betty: Is he good looking?
Fran: Yes, and mysteriously single.
Betty: Well he's obviously too gay to be true!
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After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.
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After the handshake is complete, the two individuals will exchange numbers and begin a friendship or friendship with benefits.
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Person 2: Really? How strange.
Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.
Person 2: Really? How strange.
Person 1: No, it's the Gay Handshake.
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