Zach

Zach is usually acting gay. He feels pleased when he is around guys, specially his best friends. Zach loves a nice vibrator.

I caught Zach using my vibrator

by MuddyDude October 9, 2019

Yungboy Zach

Not as good as YNG shroom at making mosh pit music

Have you heard Yungboy zachs bad mosh pit song

by YNG shroom October 23, 2019

Zach

The best and most amazing person ever. A “zach” cares about everyone and is a caring person.

Hey! You are such a Zach!

by Zadeelbalshi July 4, 2022

Zach Resnick

A astronomically chunky man. Over 300 pounds of pure fat. Loser nerd giants fan L youngboy better. Worst madden player known to man. Water boy for the Ramsey football freshman team. Walking L

Woah u fat man, u look like Zach Resnick

by LoganLover69 January 6, 2022

adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

Zach

Definition of a 'Zach'
A person who is so self centered that they think everyone is totally obsessed with them, when in reality we all hate Zachs. Zachs tend to be extremely fucking annoying and act like the big bad wolf when they are the fatass piggy who's dumbass thinks the wolf wont blow away their house made of straw. White Zachs will catfish you and also act like they have the rights to say the N word. No matter what you say, Zach always thinks he's right. In reality, he is wrong and should literally take a long walk off a short fucking cliff. If not, I will snipe him in the head and have my partner in crime, Gwen, will dispose of the body. For more hitman contact info, dial 555-Fuck-you-Zach- 5555.

“He’s such a Zach, omg.”
“Literally! I can’t deal with his Zach attitude”

by Sad_gummybear July 8, 2021

Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017