Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

by obama boomer June 1, 2020

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.

Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."

by Little Jonny May 4, 2006

butt pipe

Term used to refer to someone who has just done something stupid.

Jamie: "Ah no, I just sharted in my pants."
Ben: "Nice job Butt Pipe!"
OR
Jamie: "I just missed the exit, and it's 50 miles to the next turnaround."
Ben: "You Butt Pipe!"

by Joe Bough September 27, 2006

stove pipe

a shooting term used when on a (gun) line or firing range; a round that does not extract all the way out of a "semi-automatic pistol or rifle" after fired; the round will be pointing toward the sky thus with a tad of smoke coming out; to look like a stove pipe;malfunction with a pistol or magazine

"Shit, my Beretta stove piped again."

by Gabe July 5, 2003

bag pipe

Screwing a chick in her arm pit. Similar to a titty fuck.

Damn I wish she had done a better job of shaving before I bag piped her.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

apple pipe

Screw that, you don't need a pen to smoke out of an apple. All you need is an apple and a knife.

Pull out the stem and carve a little bowl at the top. Then cut a hole in the side and connect that hole to the bowl. Pack the bowl and smoke it. :)

I was feeling crappy because I couldn't find my piece, I had to smoke out of an apple. It turned out to be a very enjoyable experience.

by where am i? March 8, 2005

fart pipe

An oversized exhaust used to compensate for have a weedwacker engine under the hood (see honda). Its sole purpose is to reduce performance and generally annoy anyone within a quarter mile radius. Popular among 16 year old white boys who think they're black.

This also leads to the expression: The bigger the exhaust, the smaller the penis.

That little wigger across the street put a fart pipe on his crappy Civic. It woke me up at 5am, so I called the cops.

by H8Hondas July 24, 2005