bitch pack

a group of girls, or clique, that is controlled by the alpha bitch, who is the hottest and biggest bitch of them all. don't fuck around with the innner workings of bitch packs anc their fights, wait....why the fuck would you wann astop a kat fight anyway?
a bitch pack is assemble lie so:

top alpha bitch
2nd beta bitch(s)

3rd alpha bitch's friends
4th just some other bitches they included to make the bitch pack look bigger and better.

see alpha bitch, clique

ex1
alpha:"*beta* could you do something for me?"
beta:" umm sure."
alpha:"could you give me ur notes before the exam so i can study?"
beta:"OK!"
{*alpha* fails the exam b/cuz beta if a dumb fuck(easy to manipulate) just like most beta bitches, needless to say, instead of realizing her own stupidity for taking the dumb fuck beta's notes, takes it out of the beta, the betea is no longer in the bitch pack}

ex2(bad idea)
alpha1:"ur such a bitch!"
alpha 2:"shut up cunt!"
*alpha 1&2 bicker back and forth*
guy1:"whao, ladies stop fighting!"
*guy one gets the shit clawed out of him by girls*
guy2:"man u shoulda listen to that guy on urban dictionary."

ex3(good idea)
alpha1:"ur such a bitch!"
alpha 2:"shut up cunt!"
*alpha 1&2 bicker back and forth*
guy1:"dude, the bitch packs are fighting!"
guy2" sweet! where's my camera!"

by don't fucking ask me! July 19, 2010

packing heat

The concept of one's penis size being large while during a flaccid state.

"I saw his bulge, he must be packing heat!"

by Bigdicklarry March 2, 2008

package deal

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.

Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.

by Prof. Booty January 3, 2010

ass packed

When you rear end someone's vehicle.

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.

by cheekr July 28, 2009

packing iron

Wearing or carrying a gun. Usually meant for a handgun, but is generally used for all firearms. Also known as packing heat, carrying, or just plain dangerous.

It should also be noted that you only ask someone if they are packing, but never, ever tell someone that you are "packing iron". Most people shouldn't answer 'yes' to the question, because that means you're either a gangster, gangsta, or wigger.

Italian Mafia 1: Hey, man... you packing iron?
Italian Mafia 2: Yeah, I'm packin'. We gotta hit Valencio tonight. But choo' just fogetta'boutit.

Police 1: Hey, you! Drop that weapon and put your hands in the air!
Police 2: NOW!

Mafia 1&2: Shit!

by Ben June 19, 2006

Packer poser

Somebody who is/was a temporary Green Bay Packers fan only for Super Bowl XLV(45) against the Pittsburgh Steelers just to see the Steelers lose

Packer Poser-HAAHAA THE PACKERS WON THE SUPER BOWL!!! SUCK IT STEELERS!!

Other person- dude calm down, your just a Packer Poser

by masterofpuppets339 February 25, 2011

poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.

my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer

by breakfastclub October 28, 2008