machine gun fellatio

an australian band which is utterly ridiculous and specialises in the proposterous. also (as you can probably figure by the fellatio bit of their name) quite dirty, known for nudity onstage, and general mayhem at concerts.

Wee! I'm going to see Machine Gun Fellatio, and I'm willing to bet they'll all be wearing g-strings.

by orgabulator June 20, 2004

Rage Against The Machine

Millionares who became rich by telling us all how much they hated capitalism.
Many of their fans fail to realise that the band and its record label are a big part of the very 'machine' they claim to be 'raging against'.
See hypocrite or Michael Moore.

I will admit that their songs are good though.

by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005

The Machine Gun

When a guy gets a BJ from a random woman and pulls out, nuts on her face, and screams RAT-TATTA-TATTA

Friend: Hey man what did you do to her last night?
You: Oh I just gave her The Machine Gun all over her face

by MistxLobsters August 3, 2017

booty machine gun

The act of shitting all over someone in rapid succession for sexual pleasure. You must also eat the excretion for the mating ritual to be complete.

Man 1: WOAH BRO! Me and my gf did the booty machine gun last night!
John: Sounds tasty. You should let me try with you sometime.

by FuckAss64 December 24, 2019

green machine

when you puke in a girl's vagina while giving oral sex

OMG MOM!!!! Rob green machined me last night and it keeps leaking out!!!!!!

by DR. Moneygrabbergoldsilveberg August 7, 2010

soda machine

A machine where you can buy sodas.

I got a Coke from the soda machine.

by DNHG February 17, 2006

washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013