Definitions by hola_anal

washer machine 

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

washer machine by hola_anal August 18, 2013

Bird surfing 

smoking marijuana and/or smoking a cigarette while riding in a car with the windows open.

"Dude, a couple of friends and I went bird surfing last night and it was nice!"

Bird surfing by hola_anal March 28, 2012