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Kemps Landing Magnet School 

Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.
He’s stupid and never will get a gf
Landen landen said what and the other guy said your stupid
Landen by Landen1880 December 18, 2017
Usually a blonde male with blue eyes, usually a hick that lives and works on a farm. A total ass hole with no life. Probably has an addiction to nicotene. is most likely to get pulled over for speeding. Most likely to be in special educated classes or slow classes. Usually gets high before, during, and after school and on the weekends. Some might mistake Landyn's for Rapists or Pedofiles. Landyn's birth certificates are usually apology letters from the condom factory.
"I just met this total hick"
"really what was he like?"
"he was a total loser, he was really ugly too."
"oh really? Sounds like a Landyn"
Landyn by xhatexlandynx December 16, 2009

Sri Lankan filth stick 

A tan, zit-covered, hooded penis belonging to the Sri Lankan son of Baba the great. Synonomous with "hooded "Z" log."
Sentence: "Surya's Sri Lankan filth stick smells like mayonase and Gouda cheese that has been dwelling in a dead Cows asshole for decades."
Mostly a dick and wants to rules the school that he is in. He has a lot of social popularity in his school. He uses that to bully kids in his school
Yo Landon is a dick
Landon by Natedogg205 April 7, 2018
A big asshole with a big dick. You don't like him, but he is sometimes accepting of you, then he's back to being an ass. He likes bestiality and rapes his mom on a daily basis.
1: Oh man dude, I caught Landon fucking his dog yesterday...
2: Oh fuck, did he get her pregnant?
1: No, but his mom is now.
2: Disgusting.