cum dumpster surprise

when a girl or guy's face is jizzed on by another then they stick their head in a dumpster and then in the sun so it can dry. They then peel it off their face to pick their dingleberries and eat them like tortilla and salsa

He made the tastiest cum dumpster surprise when we went over his house last night. UMMMM! YUMM!!!!!

by THE CANDYMAN emmmm May 8, 2011

dumpster

Eating a whole pizza, box of cereal, or loaf of bread.
When one person consumes something meant for a lot of people.

Billy totally dumpstered that birthday cake!

by scrap_iron August 6, 2006

sperm dumpster

A person (either a female or a gay man) that is very ugly. No one wants them for anything else but sex and people just dump their sperm into them and then kick their ugly ass to the curb.

Sitting at a stop light...an ugly bitch walks out in front of your car... "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU FUCKING SPERM DUMPSTER!"

by waKtheSak September 10, 2008

dumpster traffic

A line up to a dumpster.

Busy dumpster diving hours, creating dumpster traffic.

"Ah man, this dumpster always as has a hold up! Bad dumpster traffic."

by throw January 26, 2008

Dumpster Biscuit

A used condom behind or near a dumpster.

"Ew, a dumpster biscuit, what kind of a gross derelict would **** something behind a dumpster."

by SlothWASMachete July 15, 2010

dumpster wound

A skeezy girl's vagina.

I'm afraid I contracted syphilis from partaking in Sheila's dumpster wound.

by Charlotte Bronte the II February 23, 2011

dumpster-envy

When you suspect your dumpster is more popular than you.

My friend asked me if he could dive my dumpster. Because I live in a student building where affluent students discard lots of swag, I've gotten quite a few requests. I have a lot of dumpster-diving friends, and a bad case of dumpster-envy.

by Steed Dropout August 27, 2012