boston burrito

Gettin' a fuckin' suck job while takin' a turd.

"Hey Dorothy, sorry about the splashback in yer eye!"

by Jesus Murphbag August 19, 2003

spicy burrito

Putting hot sauce on your man-meat and proceeding to make sweet love your lady.

She said, "That's one spicy burrito!"

by The_Phantom_Shitters February 8, 2005

Breakfast Burrito

A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.

My girlfriend gave me a breakfast burrito, and later died of several horrible diseases.

by englishhotpocketmaster October 24, 2010

burrito flute

Final summation of everything, over the span of the history human race have worked tirelessly to accomplish.

Yes folks... This is it.

Burrito flute.

It would later be called one of the worst storms in North Carolina history. Because it occurred in 1999, some of the most superstitious citizens considered it an omen, the first step toward the end of time

by arthur war June 11, 2008

Burrito

A small belly, usually found on very thin people. Resembles a pregnant belly.

Tends to be cute on attractive people. Others..not so much. Mostly found on female mexicans.

Damn, she is skinny...but she has a burrito..a lovable burrito.

by cheetomaster3489233u839 December 25, 2011

burrito torpedo

What happens to you after you eat a burrito from Chipotle or Taco Bells that has a lot of beans.

Dude, I've gotta go to the bathroom. I feel a burrito torpedo coming on.

by flytoface October 29, 2012

Burrito

a cold Mexican.

"hey look at that cold Mexican!, i bet he feels like a burrito ,"

brrrrrrrr'ito! ahah.

by the name you want to touch, November 29, 2012