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Burit
Burit by That bitch who slays everythin June 10, 2022
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Burit
Burit by pseudomerrie May 24, 2023
Brit Monkey
Scammer: are your from the UK
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey
Victim: Yes I'm from the UK
Scammer: you pice of shit you a Brit Monkey
Brit Monkey by BritMonkeyDextopHasWirus August 11, 2016
Chode Britches
A person who wears their shorts over the pajama bottoms.
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
This is a tactic used by people who want to be comfortable but have some utility to the social, or just plain physical situation.
Mostly worn by people whom are observed by most those around them as "chodes."
Chode Britches by MitchimusmaximuS August 7, 2011
brit shalom
An alternative to traditional Jewish circumcision, where a pomegranate is symbolically cut instead of the baby boy. During a brit shalom the Jewish newborn male is given a Hebrew name and welcomed into Jewish life.
My nephew's parents are proud Jews but didn't want to circumcise their son, so they had a brit shalom instead. Everyone cried — except the baby!
brit shalom by BeatriceC1000 August 31, 2020
Marching Baritone
The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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