beater

Anything of a lesser quality or value than what is generally acceptable. Alternatively, something that consistently disappoints either through poor performance or bad decision making.

Noun or adjective, use as you see fit.

"Have you heard Todd Snider's version of Beer Run?"
"Yeah, bra, that's a beater rendition. Garth & George's is the only one for me."

"UCLA has a beater football program, never a contender for the 'naty and one Heisman winner (over 35 years ago). That's only one more trophy than ITT Tech has. Bunch of beaters."

by Geoffy July 11, 2006

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Beefer

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

by cunigs July 23, 2009

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