smegsy megsy

A young girl, roughly 5"0 in height, sometimes taller, sometimes shorter, with long brown hair, and has a beautiful body, and amazing personality. Any guy who refuses to believe that he is in love with her is a moron, but usually, somewhere, there is a guy called Riley who will stop at nothing to get his hand in her hand, and sit under a sunset with her, before retiring to his or her house, to cuddle and watch movies.

Person 1: "Damn look at that smegsy girl!?"
Person 2: "That's Smegsy Megsy, aka Meggiebear!"
Person 3: *Walks past Persons 1 & 2 and calls to Smegsy Megsy* HEY MEG! I LOVE YOU! COME WATCH THE SUNSET WITH ME!

by SonOfHecate June 3, 2016

ghost message

A message, or messages, sent while the recipient is not online.
It is usually intended for the recipient to read when they come online & not necessary or vital to send in an active conversation.
Ghost messages usually are about previously stated information or just something that you would like the recipient to read & not necessarily respond to.

(Please note the timestamps on these examples)
Example 1:
9:20 PM
Sebastian: Do you think you could come tonight?
Anna: Maybe. I don't know... I'll have to ask my mom.
12:00 AM
Anna: I was reading up some things about tickets... It costs 50$ to go there, then we need to consider the amount for food & attractions.
10:15 AM
Sebastian: Oh, right. It closes at 9 too.

Example 2:
3:00 PM
(very random conversation about things)
3:50 PM
Ian: (link to a funny YouTube video)
6:18 PM
Evan: What the hell did you send me.

Example 3:
11:25 AM

Sam: (sends notorious spam)
5:00 PM
Piper: why do you keep ghost messaging me
Sam: ghost messages. (jazz hands)

by Killossal October 31, 2016

Hey stan you got a message

what you say to someone when you know they are about to have SEX

1: hey stan you got a message!

2: wahoooo!!! im going to do my new move on her tonight, the benny boo

by Shawlin September 8, 2011

mess

An overly clumsy person who seems to have no control over his/her body.

"Did you trip up your heels AGAIN? You're such a mess!!"

by NZAzN K' October 17, 2003

Blackberry Messenger

An application for only people who own a blackberry phone. It is live messenger on the computer, but for phones. Some people think it is a waste if they have texting. You add people by entering their PIN and wait for their answer. It's slightly like facebook chat, but of course not on facebook. You can also PING people, which can be used to get their attention. Also, when it is first sent, near the side will be a small D. This means it is unread. It turns into an R when it has been read, so you know if you are being ignored or not. It can also be known as BBM.

Blackberry Messenger is just like texting, what's the point?

by Brendaaaaaaaaaa April 5, 2011

hot shitty mess

When a person or object or situation is so bad that it is completely foul

"That girl looks a hot shitty mess."

"His report was a hot shitty mess."

"The wedding was a hot shitty mess."

by Melba December 2, 2003

Messian

The small creature on one's back when stoned. It's behaviour and size differs depending on the level of intoxication.

Person A: "Oooo, I can feel him!"
Person B: "Who!?"
Person A: "The Messian!"

by Ishie Javes April 22, 2008