Number 1 Battyman, shit at tennis and my grandads got a healthier back than him. He smell of moisturiser from over wanking and his willy is bruised. Clapped and single
by Fxxrisy January 30, 2020
Get the Max Walkermug. 
by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023
Get the Maxxed outmug. The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.
Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!
by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018
Get the Max Butlermug. by tyler reinke December 10, 2009
Get the Max Olivemug. single handedly revolutionized the game of basketball with his overwhelming amount of time on the court and his offensive and defensive prowess are unmatched. GREATEST BASKETBALL PLAYER EVER, also everything he touches turns into a....swish, HOLLA
by anonymous April 23, 2004
Get the max chostnermug. Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
by Werner zappe October 7, 2020
Get the Max Hartmug.