semen max

that stupid ad u get before watching a video on pornhub that plays that stupid royalty free music.

fuckin hate those semen max ads

by coolerchan December 7, 2020

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018

max caulfield

a hot character from life is strange who is caring and kind and the perfect girlfriend

"yeah i think clara is my max caulfield

by Jye the sex addict March 15, 2022

Max Olive

The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.

I just saw Marisa Miller!

You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!

by tyler reinke December 10, 2009

Maxxed out

To get your ass kicked or kick someone's ass in a physical altercation.

Dude, Brian just got maxxed out by that huge Mexican lady for running his mouth.

by ISayTheNWord June 4, 2023

Max Butler

The very lowest form of human. This male thinks that they are strong and fit but are actually lazy and corpulent. He is VERY ugly and VERY annoying.

Person 1: Why do I always have to sit next to Max Butler? He’s so fat he took up half of my seat!
Person 2: I remember when I had to sit next to him, it was like hell on earth! Unlucky dude!

by The Void 2.0 October 25, 2018

Max Fail

The most amount of fail anyone person can ever attain. More then an epic fail a situation where absolutely everybody and everything about the story fails.

1. A women called the cops after theives unsucessfully stole her marijuana. Which when the cops showed up she was in posession of and arrested. Also the theives showed up, demanded the pot and simply fled after the women said no.
Basically MAX FAIL, everyone loses.

2. Getting headshotted in a video game and then being headshotted in real life immediately after.

by Cheesybacon101 October 15, 2009