HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday

Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025

Goon

To often read for a large period of time

phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"

by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident stride

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!

by Beygl January 4, 2021

goon god

the god of gooning

"i am the goon god"

by ikk0 May 10, 2025

gooned

violent edging session

yo bro i gooned yesterday

by anonymous October 5, 2023

Orange goon

Donald Trump

What did the orange goon do today to crash the market?

by anonymous June 2, 2025

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022