Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum

So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend

by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017

glassfish

a person who looks hot with sunglasses on, but when they take it off its a whole new world

"bitch wtf, he looks so different with sunglasses on, hes a glassfish"

by @e.nrxc July 7, 2017

Glasgow Hug

A Glasgow Hug is specific to the city of Glasgow in Scotland, but instead of an actual Hug, it is a stabbing with a knife or a shiv.

This type of Hug has been very common to the city of Glasgow for many years.

Guy 1: You hear about Tony?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy 1: Someone gave him a Glasgow Hug.
Guy 2: I'm sure he had it coming.

by Mithrandir21 July 5, 2018

glassed lemonade

Glasses lemonade is a word to use for an alcoholic beverage in a public place such as the street, or a park, or a pool where they aren’t allowed.

Officer: that sounds like stuff that doesn’t belong in the park.

Alix: oh don’t worry it’s just some glassed lemonade.

by Slick Vic RKA July 6, 2018

glaswegian jacuzzi

A term invented originally by the famous Tom Johnston - when you ejaculate inside someone's anal cavity and they fart, causing bubbles to come out.

"Mate see at that gaff last night a got with this proper bangin lassie."
"Haw haw quality, did ye pump her aye?"
"Naw man, she wis on her period n a didny wanty risk it, so a jist gave her a Glaswegian jacuzzi."

by Yerboidanny December 16, 2018

Glassesism

The discrimination or verbal and or physical abuse to someone because they wear glasses.

"You're a nerd!" Is a common example of glassesism.

by JH205205 July 9, 2019

Glassist

The doing of discriminating against others only because they wear glasses.

You could be described as glassist if you made a rude remark to a person only because they wear glasses.

by JH205205 July 9, 2019