homosexual forest adventure

Synonym for all male back-packing trip.

Dude A: Dammit all my friends are going backpacking this weekend
Dude B: You mean they're gonna go out in the woods and blow each other far from civilization so as not to be outed as closet homosexuals?
Dude A: Yeah, total homosexual forest adventure

by OHHHHHSNAPSON! June 25, 2010

jizz at first sight

refers to love at first sight. jizz at first sight means that you jizz in first sight of looking at a girl who is attractive or a girl who can get you turned on

i saw this girl in hotters the other day and i jizz at first sight

by mrpopcornman November 30, 2010

forest mckay

a low life bastard that has nothing better to do then be a dirty asshole

bob:ur mean
sam:ur a forest mckay

by surge560 March 20, 2009

Forest Potato

a 'DOTA' player who focuses on killing 'creeps' in the forests for 90% of the match's duration. People under this category usually have very poor gameplay skills, and relies on forest due to its low level of concentration. This often leads to moments of intense 'shittalking' and making fellow team-members 'emo'.

"That forest potato started foresting at lvl 1 and still has no good items!"

"That Bloodseeker does nothing but forest and doesn't gank, we even lost tower because he 'pulled' early! Stupid forest potato"

by I-Make-Kids-Cry-in-DOTA February 19, 2009

First Presenter's Advantage

The supposed grading advantage of a student that has been scheduled or volunteered to present an oral presentation first (i.e. before anyone else). This comes from the assumption that as the teacher critiques each report, he/she grades the later ones with increasing scrutiny until the last student is doomed to a mediocre grade if the report is any less than perfect (this student has the Last Presenter's Disadvantage).

Jack: "Dude, how did Gracie get a better grade than me? Her voice was like a dying cow and she completely left out Lincoln's involvement in the Civil War."

Danny: "She had the First Presenter's Advantage, man. Plus, yours kind of sucked anyway."

by Paylardo November 21, 2009

FOBster

Fresh Off the Boat + ster (person)

Asian hipster

Asian fashionisto

Pure awesomeness

Only one FOBster exists in the world so far

"I'm a FOBster. Don't call me a hipster."

"FOBster dominates the world."

"Haters gonna hate because FOBster said so."

by 'FOBster' Eugene November 21, 2011

Foosted

To be fisted by a foot.

My boyfriend foosted me soooo hard last night it was orgasmic.

by 1337kwickskop69xx420xx September 11, 2011