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Fast Life

Our lives are short and time passes quickly. One day you are a child and then an adult and then one day you find yourself old looking back on your life that went by so fast. Make sure you stop and smell the roses or life will pass you by. Life is short.
"I look back on my children and grandchildren and realized how fast life is."
by Expurgator December 23, 2011
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fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.
Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.
by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009
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Fast

A teenager usually around the age of 12-14 who acts,dresses, talks older then they actually are.
He all over those girls with his fast ass,I bet his balls ain't even drop yet.

Damn her shorts are short af. She need to sit down somewhere with her fast ass.
by Depressed_Baddie March 25, 2019
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fastibation

I only had 5 minutes so I decided to fastibate.
by vectus October 27, 2003
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fast food

A type of fatty food which, due to the time it takes to make it, only exists for personal convenience. The only people who like fast food are children.
(Scenario 1)
1: I am in a rush, will have to pick up some fast food on the way there for lunch.
2: Okay.

(Scenario 2)
3: I want some fast food!
4: Why?
3: Because it tastes good!
4: Ugh? How old are you?
by RedBlade7 April 7, 2008
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fast tongue action

when a girl or boy is making out with someone , and there tongue is moving faster then there partners coughcough.
when girl or boy moves there tongue
so fast its not pleasing .
as in fast tongue action .
by lord whitty March 8, 2009
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Fast food

The worst drug currently plaguing this country. Way worse than cigarettes, pot, alcohol, or even a lot of "hard drugs" for that matter.

Seriously, how many people do you know who've gained 800 lbs of pure lard from smoking a pack of cigarettes a day? How many 7 year old kids weigh 400 lbs from smoking a bowl on occasion? Since when does beer contain traces of rat poison, cow feces, and juice from the pimply fry cook who just popped his zits and smeared it all over your fries?

Ironically fast food is also the most socially acceptable drug to be addicted to - we actually live in a country were a person can get thrown in jail for smoking a gram of weed, but a mother is allowed to feed her kid 5 Big Macs a day until the kid weighs 400 lbs at age 7 (true story).
---Fast food hypocrisy---

Example 1:

Random dude - *Lights cigarette*

Obsese smoke Nazi - "Ew do you know how bad for you that is? *Chomps on Whopper* You must be mentally challenged if you're going to inhale that disgusting crap into your body... *beeellllchhhh* ... ahh, that hit the spot. Time for my 4th Extra Large Whopper combo of the day.

Example 2:

Rush Limbaugh - Pot should be banned because it's a toxic and unhealthy substance and the only ones who want it legalized are a bunch of braindead librul hippie communists who sit on the beach and get high while they're waiting on their welfare checks. Now time for a quick commercial break... *Gorges on a Bic Mac, takes it with an Oxycontin tab, and downs it all with a bottle of Jack*
by SlickSammy9393 April 23, 2011
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