Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Common Sense

A book that Thomas Paine wrote and published in 1776.

"I read 'Common Sense' last night because I was so Goddamn bored"

by SpottedTheBean December 22, 2017

Common Thread Collective

Helping Entrupenures Achieve Their Dreams

I got my start at Common Thread Collective1

by Common Thread Collective June 3, 2018

Common Cunt

A cunt who is more than just a cunt, A top cunt, A common cunt, Streamer Yorkshiredad. A generally angry person who likes to offend people, Gets a kick out of being a dick and loves nelson mandela.

"This is welshy, sheeps about to go down!" "This is velvet.. because silk is for pussies" "And me? Im a common cunt! come join dads army. Twats!"

by Yorkshirerer September 10, 2018

committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018

commontater

A radio/TV-personality who discusses significant issues regarding the farming of ordinary spuds.

My doctor told me to cut back on starchy foods, so I no longer listen to da daily morning-commontater on da radio, which would only make me hungrier for da delightful-tasting mealy-textured tubers.

by QuacksO June 27, 2019

Commit to the Drain

When you dedicate to draining your device's battery from 100% to 0% by any means.

Bruh you get on and off ya laptop too often. Commit to the Drain, my guy!

by Mr. Enderman November 17, 2019