The Chosen One. Marked by Gods, Alex was born to rule the world. The nature, the animals and celestial bodies obey his will, as he is the greatest creature to ever exist in this frail universe. If you hear his name, kneel and hide your face, since sight of his eyes is so pure it can blind the lesser ones. He is the man by whom all men are measured. He is Alex.
- I would want to name my son Alex...
- You can't, cause your son would be too powerful for your own good !!
- You can't, cause your son would be too powerful for your own good !!
by Great Moloch February 16, 2017
A dirty thief. Someone who steals from his friends as well as stores. Alex is also a tall faggot who likes Ethan's cock.
by WigityBjibs March 14, 2017
Guy 1: Ah man, I had an Alex moment last night
Guy 2: Bro, what did you do?
Guy 1: I asked a fat woman if she was pregnant
Guy 2: Duuuuddee
Guy 2: Bro, what did you do?
Guy 1: I asked a fat woman if she was pregnant
Guy 2: Duuuuddee
by HeyyBeth February 03, 2015
Alex is most gayest person you can ever meet . He will make fun of you even though you care so much for him . He also , likes to look at guys asses when he's playing overwatch
by Elieli2 June 10, 2017
A stupid person that you will never want to be friends with. He eats like a pig, showers like nothing because he doesn't shower. Kills baby squirrels on a daily basis. DONT TALK TO HIM HES A WEIRDO AND HAS HERPES.
by F*CKEDUPOVERHERE October 16, 2014
"He is SUCH Alex"
"Yup"
"Yup"
by hahayes1236 November 08, 2016