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Weigertism

Religion dedicated to the one true God, Father weigert. Father weigert has moved from this world after his enlightenment on his followers. He rests eternally in the dankest of the dank river valleys with a broken stapler as his holy weapon and the light of the baby leg lamp forever shining down upon him. He left us with his feirce companion, the all mighty midget bear. The followers read from the holy scriptures from the Book of Weigert. According to the scriptures, “Father Weigert will come again and kill the one they call Brodey because he is annoying as fuck. He shall be stricken from the Earth by the deadly lazer that is the sun.” Josh 4:17
“I will not be your false god” he said to them. And in reply the men responded, “ you shall be our one true God and we shall build a church for the and devote it to you, to Weigertism.
by Midget bear November 15, 2017
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Weiner wart

Someone who bitches about everything but does nothing to fix or correct what they are bitching about.
Walt is such a Weiner wart but work change things of fix them.
by soulservivor December 31, 2017
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Weiner's Circle

Hot dog joint in Chicago known for the mutual double homicide combat between patrons and employees. I had gone there in 2012 and held my own with with the barbs as Poochie didn't cuss that day -- the CBS show The Great Indoors had a character brought in there unknowingly aware of the mutual woof ticket profanity thrown at each other as Poochie herself appeared on the episode (that would got past the censors if they had the real Poochie.)

If you're from Utah you might have your virgin ears reamed. What ever you do, for the love of God don't fucking ask for a Chocolate Shake and don't put ketchup on a hot dog in eye shot. If you don't believe me about the attitude; look up their twitter as they have the staff giving the bird.
Rockaway, New Jersey tourist in Chicago, "Where is somewhere around here to eat?"
Local -- if you can handle the mutual double homicide combat there's a hot dog joint called Weiner's Circle
Rockaway Tourist, "Okay I will check it out."
Walking in and orders a hot dog, then someone in the line orders a chocolate shake.

The tourist wishing she had some brain bleach as she heard them insult her with reference to a Nuclear Power Plant reference.
by illinoishorrorman January 21, 2018
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Weiner Wacking

When a male tapes a razor blade to his penis and spins it in a circular motion to trip the pubes of a female.
Maddy needed help so I showed her my Weiner Wacking skills.
by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018
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weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.
Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!
by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018
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Weinberg'd

When you lose your job because your boss quits for something better.
Goddamn this industry, everyone's getting Weinberg'd!
by AFriendlyScientist June 14, 2018
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weinke

A guys who has the last name of a donkey and is really cool and can take on anyone like a boss.
Really cool and loves people for the way they are weinke
by The cool guy828228 May 8, 2018
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