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An item of worship other than the God explained in the Bible. Usually another being/object.

A figment created by an emotionally decapitated person in hopes for acceptance from those around them or the thing they have turned into their worship icon.

People with nothing better to do.
Hey, see that greasy chick over there? She spends 4 hours a day making sex rituals with her false god, Uncle Bill.
by A n o n y m o u s November 13, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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A Divine being preached by man that explains of extensive intelect and power. With out physical evidence of existence.
False GODS
Jesus,Allah,GOD, Deus,Lord,Father, Θεός,etc...
by lapaturtle March 29, 2009
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