wet weinie

a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately

"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"

by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

Pukin The Weener

1)chokin the chicken 2)slappin the monkey
3)pleasuring the tralala

Nic said he was Pukin The Weener all over that girl

by Darth_Vato13 June 25, 2008

weeniehut

another name for pussy

i drove right up to the weeniehut and beat it silly!

by Matt Pollard July 29, 2005

Weenis

The Weenis is a small appendage located in the underside of the wrist near the bundle of veins that leads to the palm of the hand. The Weenis is an appendage of the body that is unique. It can only be located through intense study or through the knowledge of a Weenis scholar or master. The Weenis appears once the palm of the hand is facing the sky, the wrist is bent downward, and the heel of the wrist is prodded in such a manner as to provoke the Weenis to pertrude.

Sean was taking a peek at his Weenis during his history class when the girl to his left dared him to lick it. Which he did with a passion.

by Halfdane May 10, 2004

weener

people who say 'smart guy'

smart guy up theres a weener and probably recommended my post for deletion because hes a bush lover, both kinds most likely.

by not smart guy August 15, 2003

Weegie

A Weegie is an insecure type of person that takes his anger out on women and brags about having sex that he doesn't have. A Weegie is someone that thinks they have something better to do with their time but really don't.

Wow look at that Weegie, stupid soundcloud rapper.
Look at this Weegie trying to get puzzy, why does he thinks he's cool.

by TheLegitDictionary March 6, 2019

Magic Weinie

Brandon's fake boner that we created for photographical purposes.

(Caption of picture): Rise, Magic Weinie!

by Frows December 11, 2004