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a calculus warrior with a casio calculator instead of a ti-83 or higher.
"God, your calculator sucks! Oh it's a casio! You calculus warrior wannabe!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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one whom likes to touch a man's peepee; a pervert; common title used to call upon an annoying lady
"One dollar make you holler!"
"Hey, peepee toucher, how long will that take?"
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"Look at that peepee toucher. She's been talking on the phone that loud since i walked in half an hour ago!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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sick and tired of something; a synonym for fed up
"I'm so fedexed with this health care crap in Congress!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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against the nature of death; unable to die; immortal
The healers are contramorsic.
by The Scottish Muffinman September 06, 2007

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a dick that can't hold an orgasm; term for a loser that sees a hot girl and has an orgasm immediately
"Is that Alicia? She's so friggin' hot!"
"You have a wet weinie! What a loser! You sick freak!"
by The Scottish Muffinman November 25, 2009

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