drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

drop the dead donkey by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

sucking on the metal dong 

Vaping

You pussies are in the bathroom sucking on the metal dong?

sucking on the metal dong by Tidizzle October 2, 2017

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.

Barring unforeseen circumstances.

"Do you think this Marijuanna plant is going to produce anything?"


"If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise.."

If the lord is willing and the creek dont rise. by Bxdockte April 13, 2009

The Kentucky Donna 

Slight variation to the Kentucky Tractor Pull. Before sex, the receiver inserts a water balloon full of urine up their sphincter and holds it queue until they are ready to begin. Once ready the balloon is crushed by clenching the anal muscles, thus providing a lubricated and receptive environment for the tractor pull.

Can I barrow a balloon? It's my husband's birthday and I really want to give him a good pull tonight. He's very homesick and The Kentucky Donna really reminds him of his late mother.

The Kentucky Donna by mexicansatan April 8, 2017

the breaded donger

When you use a cheesetick as a condom while f*cking a girl/guy.

Bro 1: "Dude I saw you out with Amanda, did ya smash?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I did bro. I even got her to agree to The Breaded Donger!"
Bro 1: "No way man, how was it. "
Bro 2: "It felt amazeballs man."

the breaded donger by BigDick 12 March 21, 2017

The music done lock 

This refers to the state of readiness in which one is already gain maxium effort in the activites at hand

After 2 golden coldies’ and a shot of Barton’s the music done lock!!

The music done lock by Town242 May 6, 2021

Ring Around The Ding Dong 

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.

If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!

Ring Around The Ding Dong by The Joneses December 8, 2014