shifty

more than buzzed, but not quite drunk

"are you drunk yet?"
"no man, I'm just shifty"

by yoyoyooooooo October 29, 2007

Shiftry hugger

A pokeomn trainer on the villains side, who has a tendency to use grass pokemon (has nothing to do with enviormentalists, from Shiftry, a pokemon which is half grass and half dark)

James, of team rocket is an example of a Shiftry hugger.

by Light Joker April 8, 2004

Spiftting

"Spiffting" is the act of blowing ones nose by placing your index finger on one of your nostrils, then using the compressed air of your lungs to eject snot from your other nostril like a projectile.

Spiffting is primarily done by black males as thier large flared nostrils facilitate a nice clean spift, however white man have been known to spift, primarily wiggers attempting to emulate thier black gangsta heroes.

Cop: "Freeze Negro"

Negro: "You be not gonna takes me alive motherfuckers!" *SPIFT*

Cop: "Ah fuck, he spifted in my eye, i can't see"

Other cops: "Oh my god, it's the biggest snot i've ever seen" *BARRRF*

Negro: "Feets don't fails me now"

Spiftting should not be attempted by people with small nostrils.

by Doctor Phlem October 20, 2005

smifter

When you are 69ing and you sniff the girls asshole.

I pulled a little smifter last night, smelled great so I gave her a little lick and she just went nuts!

by smift November 26, 2007

Snifter

When you fart before pulling down your pants to poop, sending a rush of smelly air up your nose.

Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself a snifter on the way in.

Taylor got the gnarliest snifter at work today that he went home sick.

by mcneilio December 2, 2010

sifter

noun. homo sapien specifically originating from lincoln university, canterbury, new zealand.
highly intellectual but actually well spoken pikey.
interests: lsd,pot, farmer scaring, surfing and sifting.
capable of blending in any social circle and only detectable by another sifter.(see sifter)

the aliens have landed, lets party.
(the drugs and beer have arrived let us celebrate)

by chanelle knows where u live September 14, 2003

Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

by Elubart May 1, 2006