Beta Mouse 

Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.

Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.

Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?

Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.

Beta Mouse by MuggerFugger November 1, 2014

Mickey Mouse Hoes 

A word made up by the famous bay area rapper Andre Nickatina

basically it means a hoe who really isnt down.. a girl who is pg 13

to us pimps we dont like girls that arent down to fuck or do other shit.. since hes a pimp and most girls might not want to be tricked out
he would get mad and call them mickey mouse hoes

first heard in his song N yo Eyes

basically we want more mature girls who are down for w.e not girls who wont fuck on a first date who act all pg nd shit

see also:
Mickey Mousing

guy #1
I took this bitch out on a date and everything
took her back to my place and she wouldnt even take her pants off.. talking about we need to know eachother better

guy #2
Breh you know you gotta stop messin around with them mickey mouse hoes they never quick to give it up, they always scared nd shit

Mickey Mouse Hoes by andre nickatina fan July 8, 2009

dead mouse 

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.

"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)

dead mouse by J.S.C August 14, 2006

stupid faggot mouse 

Stupid faggot mouse who needs to fucking die and and a lie and to stop the lie that he can fly because we all know he can’t fly because he’s a stupid stupid faggot mouse

Billy:look at that stupid faggot mouse
Lily:he smells like old pussy and onions
Billy:hey !thats what I was Gonna say!
Lily:you look like that stupid faggot mouse

stupid faggot mouse by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019

modest mouse 

A pretty alright band. Issac is flat-out insane.

Damn, they're getting too popular

modest mouse by evil monkey November 18, 2004

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

ass mouse by leschaps June 15, 2009

Dead Mouse Mug 

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

Dead Mouse Mug by SJ@24th June 22, 2010