dead mouse

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.

"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)

by J.S.C August 14, 2006

stupid faggot mouse

Stupid faggot mouse who needs to fucking die and and a lie and to stop the lie that he can fly because we all know he can’t fly because he’s a stupid stupid faggot mouse

Billy:look at that stupid faggot mouse
Lily:he smells like old pussy and onions
Billy:hey !thats what I was Gonna say!
Lily:you look like that stupid faggot mouse

by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019

modest mouse

A pretty alright band. Issac is flat-out insane.

Damn, they're getting too popular

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

by leschaps June 15, 2009

Dead Mouse Mug

The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.

Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!

by SJ@24th June 22, 2010

Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011

mickey mouse show

A scenario which lacks organization and or structure. adhering to no rhyme or reason with a mass lack of information by all participating parties.

The servers went down at work today!Everyone panicked and had no idea what to do!It was a complete mickey mouse show!

by AnnoDelux February 5, 2012