Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
by MuggerFugger November 2, 2014
Beta Mouse - A man or a woman, grossly inexperienced in any particular situation, very naive and often dumbfounded. Typically very small in stature, and undeniably timid.
Man 1: Did you see Michael sticking that used rectal thermometer in this mouth?
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
Man 2: Michael's such a beta mouse, hope he liked the taste of shit.
Woman 1: Did you hear that when Stacy had her first period, she called 9-1-1?
Woman 2: Poor Stacy, she's a beta mouse.
by MuggerFugger November 2, 2014