balls deep in worldy muff

testicles deep inside a woman's vagina that no matter where she goes in the world is a stunner

Tonight I'm gonna go get mortal with the lads an hopefully get balls deep in worldy muff.

>How was last night?
<Balls deep, in worldy muff mann

by Muff Fan July 26, 2012

muff mashing

having violent sex with a female with a huge bush.

I was muff mashing that chick

by christianis afatass February 11, 2007

muffdiveology

The study of muff diving (aka carpet munching, eating pussy).

T-bone took Muffdiveology, a 4 credit class at the porn school.

by jujijime December 14, 2008

Muff Waft

An odour pleasent, repelant or otherwise that eminates from a lady's private part (muff)!

"I got off with a girl last night she had fit muff waft"
or
"I got off with a rank bird last night, she had really bad muff waft"

by Professor Alex Chritoph. April 10, 2007

muffasaurus

The codename for the female genitalia

check out that muffasaurus!!!
Whoa! Watch out for that muffasaurus!

by B-NUTT February 17, 2008

muff guts

Hairy stomach - male or female.

Check out the muff guts on that chick.

by Dirk Adirker April 27, 2008

Muff-tache

A half-shaven pussy with funny tendrils of hair extending along the leg creases. It looks like a vagina moustache.

The "That 'Seventies Pet" in Penthouse last month had an hilarious muff-tache.

by Liz Gums January 27, 2009