Daddy Dong Legs

noun: a very large spider with penis legs.

adjective: this is said by small white children living in Wisconsion when something appears to be cool beyond all belief.

Donald exclaimed "whoa! this internet porn site is the Daddy Dong Legs!"

by Pinkeye_paranoia May 28, 2008

Wing Wang Dong

Nathan Nowalk
Panama City, FL
230-1627

L: what's up wing wang dong!
N:chillen like a villan.
N:going to get my shizzle nizzled.
L: for cheesy my neezy.

by vee factorial October 13, 2003

King Dong

The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.

(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)

Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.

by Miss Histerectamy December 7, 2007

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 4, 2003

tom delonge

The reason Blink182 broke up. Bastard!

Tom: I'm Tom Delonge and I'm too pussy to handle any more shows with Blink182. I will now go play in a suck-ass band called Angels and Airwaves!

by pissedoff September 18, 2008

ba-dong

When a male animal's, usu. human's, flaccid penis is struck by the outside extremity of someone else's finger ("flicked") for reasons other than sexual (i.e recreation, revenge, etc.). A synonim is "dick flick".

I believe you will suffer from a ba-dong, since you drank all the beer I bought.

by Maxwell Fartfoop December 12, 2003

Dong Zhuo

A total retard >____< Fat-ass piece of poo that tried to take over China before the Three Kingdoms Era...repulsive, ambitious...extremely ugly o_O And probably perverted too! =P

My god, you're as fat as Dong Zhuo!

by White Dagger October 24, 2003