A name you won’t see often. Hence i made this for all the zhuo xis out there????!!!! They def simp for emo boys. Once i saw a zhuo xi crying over an emo boy for two weeks everytime someone mentioned their name. Zhuo xis are smart, introverted and read a lot of books. A lot… anyways that isn’t the reason their smart though they just have it in their genes or something and def have a sibling or two. Also if you come across one they probably simped/ used to simp for the genshin impact character Xiao?2!2!-! Zhuo xis don’t simp often though. You’ll only see them do it once in a lifetime. You can always rely on a zhuo xi for homework or your grades. Not athletic but can be very flexible at times because they learn gymnastics?/?/!/!/ (certain zhuo xis only)
Lecia: Hey is that girl crying over the new transfer student at our school?

Lucas: yea… its a zhuo xi

that transfer student was the quiet emo mysterious ones but also very attractive. Good taste zhuo xi, but you could’ve done better 😔😔
by ugly ass avacado bag August 25, 2021
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A total retard >____< Fat-ass piece of poo that tried to take over China before the Three Kingdoms Era...repulsive, ambitious...extremely ugly o_O And probably perverted too! =P
My god, you're as fat as Dong Zhuo!
by White Dagger October 25, 2003
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The fat tyrant that controlled the young emperor. The allied forces defeated him even though he had hired Lu Bu.
Dong Zhuo is a sick, repulsive man.
by Yukira Tsurama July 3, 2003
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When Lu Bu took Dong Zhuo to court to solve who was in control of west Jing.
Lu Bu: Your Honor i have Papers here that state i own West Jing.

Dong Zhuo:HE GOT THOSE FORGED!!!
by DeathSaber May 2, 2004
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a man look like a block, square man
my friend is a eric dong zhuo
by bcdkshbc October 16, 2022
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Zhuo is a good friend, a humorous creature, and the master of sarcasm. He is hardworking, dedicated, and brilliant. People always feel lucky to have him around.
He is an excellent Zhuo.
by kikkj November 23, 2021
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The craziest Chinese you will ever meet! Very helpful but she can also be very annoying. She loves National Geographics and documentaries. Her brain is a calculator and she loves math. She will end up with a guy nicknamed Toad.
- This girl is so intelligent!

-She is such a Zhuo!
by Charlineful February 15, 2019
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