Canadian Cleansing 

The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.

Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing

Canadian Cleansing by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Canadian Microwave 

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

Canadian Microwave by big gay 2 November 15, 2018

Canadian Sex 

Having sex during intermission while watching a hockey game, culminating in the cheers of your Tim Horton's coffee cups for a job well done. Bonus points if a Canadian team is playing. Double bonus points if you finish while watching Coach's Corner with Don Cherry and Ron MacLean.

Dude, we had the best Canadian Sex last night! And the Jets won to boot!

Canadian Sex by Danjay13 November 16, 2018

Canadian popsicle 

A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)

Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut

Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud

Canadian popsicle by Ebony and ivory January 21, 2019

Canadian Wedding 

To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.

Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.

Canadian Wedding by Ret669 August 24, 2019

Canadian Pussy

a freshly shaven, smooth cooch

Damn, Le'4che had that cold cut clam, that Canadian Pussy last night

Canadian Pussy by AstrayBoio June 29, 2021

Canadian Sex Act 

A long form, improvised joke — rarely told on stage — like The Aristocrats, but it involves Mike Myers, Wayne Gretzky and the corpse of Alan Thicke. The punchline is always… “So the Mountie turns to the Prime Minister’s wife and says, ‘now that’s what I call a Canadian Sex Act.’”

The classic Canadian Sex Act is rarely performed in public. It’s usually done amongst a bunch of comedians late at night, after hours when some speculates about the cleanliness of the Prime Minister’s wife’s beaver.

Canadian Sex Act by MrVulgarity October 13, 2022