bean counter

a banker or accountant

Though he was a simple bean counter, he really thought he needed some form of self-defense so he decided he wanted to learn Kung-Fu.

by Light Joker January 7, 2005

Frances Bean Cobain

a beautiful child made out of love and compassion by two of the most talented and wonderful people ever to exist. She is the most beloved child in rock and roll, so don't fuck with her.

Frances Bean Cobain is perfect.

by Jessica Love September 1, 2004

Three bean salad

When a guy shoves his dick and balls between his legs. The result looks something like a three bean salad from the back and a mangina from the front.

Every guy, at one point in his, life has made the 'ol three bean salad.

by Sgt. Stadenko February 15, 2005

Baked bean

Brown clit burnt by the sun

I think we may have shocked the locals on holiday when we took our pants off on the beach laying on our backs legs in a V shape in the air so we could have a baked bean what's so bad in that

by Dogging dude feeds pony May 3, 2015

Isn't worth a bean

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

by A speaker's curtain November 7, 2006

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

smol bean

stupid 9-11 year olds on roblox who play gacha and think their so adorable and lovable and kawaii just because they're an "emo" or "softie" they prob refer to themselves as 'mah' or 'meh' and use faces like :< :> uwu ;w; :P XD xp etc. they also probaly have tiktok and think that they're famous cus they have 60 followers (most are alt accounts or friends) they have a lot of online friends and spends a lot of money on robux. only childs. ANNOYING. yell 'baka' in random chats and are 'newbie weebs' . think they're so adorable. dont be friends with someone like this. instead, say 'GET OUT'.

"hope" is such a smol bean!

ikr shes kinda annoying ngl

her tiktok is like qt.softgrunge or something.. (NOT A REAL TIKTOK USERNAME)

ugh..

by blossombase October 14, 2020