Trouser Attack

It's when you get a massive bona in you'r pants.. And it chooses to stay and not to go away. Somtimes you end up having a orgasm in it

"Oh my god put that away." Said Jenny
"Put what away woman!" Said Todd
"That fuckin' huge ass trouser attack!" Yelled Jenny

by God321 November 17, 2006

jizz attack

A large scale dumping of male bodily secretion.

If the Canadiens win tonight, I hope America pulls a jizz attack on the city of Montreal.

by matt osbueno April 21, 2008

spak attack

To be in a comprimising situation where the subject is found to be surrounded by people of the retarded persuasion.

Oh shit! It's the 5th spak attack I've seen today.....that spak chick is hot.

by cnuts16 February 16, 2004

Shark Attack

A shark attack is between a man and a woman, when they are watching a movie or some sort of other entertainment. during this entertainment the two shark specimens engage in some sort of sexual activity, the male shark attacks the female shark thus making the female shark moan.hence, resulting in a successful shark attack.

girl shark: OOOHHHHH!;D

girlfriend: deengg baby, that was an amazing shark attack last night, lets have another real soon!=
boyfriend: ah yesss, anytime:

by ah yesss, im an unknown March 18, 2009

fag attack

when someone inexplicably becomes a total dick, usually occurs when the person really needs to look cool.

Dave: Man, my date with Emily was going great until I had a total fag attack and spilled salsa all over her new dress.

by slimjoe123 April 11, 2009

Black Attack

1When someone starts acting incredibly ghetto or 'black';usually igniggerant or just plain ignorant

2When someone starts rapping out of nowhere

We were in the middle of talking when Jack had a Black Attack and started saying 'nigga' and other negroisms

by Black Jellybean December 14, 2009

Sneak attack

When something attacks you secretly.

Buttons sneak attacked me and then jacked my chair!

by Sumcey Garster January 28, 2009