WhaleBlow

When you are getting head from a fat chick and you nut in her mouth so hard it comes out her nose.

I was so backed up that while Mindy was giving me head, she got the Whaleblow last night.

by Dr. Hearn October 17, 2008

whale on a boat

when a whale has a huge boner. and he lays on it like a raft. and it looks as if he was on a boat.

look at that whale on a boat. no, thats his penis

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

nignog whale

a colossal (gigantic,huge,fatass, whale,hugenormous,abnormally big) Nigguh. Usually when you cant tell the gender of them.

Wow, look at the nignog whale laying on that bed!

by chrilliam January 23, 2010

My First Whale

A legendary vibrator found in a smoke shop in Berkeley, California. There is no other like it nor can it be purchased online. It is twelve inches tall and five inches thick. It costs approximately $39.99.

"Do you know what I saw in that smoke shop?"
"...what?"
"MY FIRST WHALE!!!"

"B fucks hardcore with video cameras and 'MY FIRST WHALE'!"
"Man, that's the shit!"

by Latisha Jackson August 14, 2007

punch a baby whale in the face

what you feel like doing when you're really, really, REALLY freakin' pissed.

"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"

"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"

by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010

Addy Leggings of the Whalein

A rare type of pantwear only dropped by Champion Fat Hungry Bitches

Stats are as follows:

Immune to knockback, -99% move speed, immune to fast, permanently confused, berserked, and slept, -100% incoming damage, any projectiles to hit the wearer will be reflected with the power of 700 lbs of dino fat

Dude, I peekayed a Champion Fat Hungry Bitch, and it dropped an Addy Leggings of the Whalein!

by Ticklemaster Plexitex October 21, 2012

Prince of Whales

Son of the King of Whales, heir to the throne of the Ocean kingdom. President Trump met with him in 2019.

“I just met with the Queen of England (U.K.), the Prince of Whales, the P.M. of the United Kingdom, the P.M. of Ireland, the President of France and the President of Poland. We talked about ‘Everything!’” - President Trump via Twitter.

by Trumplodyte June 13, 2019