Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

Testicular wobble

The pendulum like motion that someone’s balls make when they walk

He’s got a really big testicular wobble

by Angrymachine05 July 15, 2020

Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 9, 2020

testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020

testicular intervention

What any ball-swinging male would do for any of his buddies once they start listening to Tame Impala because of some hippy chick they are banging this month.

We have to execute a testicular intervention for Brandon. He said he is taking Madison to see Hamilton in Kinnebuckport next Friday.

by Umm111 September 12, 2020

Testicley

A gooder word for statistically

Woman pay less for car insurance because testicley they are less likely to have an accident.

by anonymous September 19, 2020