Screaching

A hybrid of the word Scare and Preaching: Threatening people with infernal damnation if they don't submit to a religion's set of rules or beliefs.

"Don't be blinded by those unbelievers, if you don't turn to Jesus you'll just be tortured in the pits of hell!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's Eliza. She's just screaching."

by Laa_Laa February 7, 2024

Creating

The process by which humans were created, when the devil shoved a retarded parrot in a diseased monkey.

Wow you really creating that exam, I'm guessing you're dropping the class...

by Juncture April 27, 2024

Screamin' Sicilian

1) The act of giving someone sloppy toppy with cold marinara sauce and proceeding to commit vaginal intercourse

2) a frozen pizza brand

ex: "Oh, my girl wanted to make pizza last night but didn't have any dough or cheese, so she gave me a Screamin' Sicilian instead."

by Frijoles Anonymous May 27, 2024

scatington

The action of sharting a little bit and rubbing it all over the nearest surface.

Joey said, "Woah man you should've seen that scatington I pulled off earlier.

by xXCountDracula420Xx May 29, 2024

Screwing with Reality

Someone is lying to another person in a very sarcastic way. Usually, it is obvious that the other person is lying.

Hey man, I heard that you are making out with my girlfriend. That's not cool!
Noooooooo I would never do that dude!
Man, are you screwing with reality?

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Scraping Brown

Scratching someone else's butthole.

Zach was scraping brown, at the strip club.

by Jackson Kimberly November 28, 2024