DEFINITION: When you aren't paying attention and accidentally text a sexually suggestive message (sext) to the wrong person on your blackberry!
APPLICATION: John was called into his boss's office this afternoon for a warning because of sending mixed messages to the mailroom department.
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by Captain Killshit November 18, 2011
Get the Text Massage mug.Julius Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then turned to Brutus and said, "And you, Brutus?"
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Caesar gave Cleopatra an Egyptian head massage, then looked and Brutus and asked, "And you, Brutus?"
by Your Dad367347543567 December 10, 2008
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