laurentheshort

A streamer who enjoys dad jokes and poop.

I was watching laurentheshort yesterday
Cool

by Jojo Siwa Is Bae April 23, 2020

layen

a very beautiful and kind person. Always full of random thoughts. She gets things done and will Stand up for you. Layen is a very loyal person. If you don’t have a layen in your life go and get one.

Layen is very loyal and cheers me up with her comments

by megaMicowave October 19, 2020

Dolan lawrence

Very nice kid, goes by the name "Poo shoe, alberdoingers, chode,Belly flab head" and always gets banged on by kermit.

That dude just gave away 1 million punds to charity, he must be Dolan Lawrence

by Poderman December 6, 2012

Topanga Lawrence

A lover. she cares about everyone but she doesn’t take shit from men. she is a wild spirit who falls in love.

person 1: any good feminist characters??
person 2: topanga lawrence

by vbjmmhccd October 18, 2021

Lauren Jackson

The greatest all-time WNBA basketball player. She is known as the female Michael Jordan and often goes by the name of LJ (like MJ). She is also famous for pulling the fake hair of Lisa Leslie who is no match for the Jackson drive.

After an epic win against your opponent, your friend says
"Damn! you were like LJ (Lauren Jackson) out there"

by LJFans October 17, 2008

Lawrence taylor

The Lawrence Taylor (LT) has the same origins as the Dirty Sanchez with a football twist. The LT is the act of have sex with a woman doggie style and sticking both of your fingers in her ass. Next you remove your fingers covered in shit and reach around to your her face. With each finger quickly apply the shit to her cheeks right below her eyes so it look’s like a football players “eye black”. As soon as she realizes what is happening she will freak out and try to tackle you like Lawrence Taylor. Thus your goal is to avoid her repeated tackle attempts by running around the house and turning on all the lights to make it more stadium like. For educed rage when being chased periodically pause and do a Heisman trophies pose.

Charlie: Damm bro, did you hear about what John did to that ho he was dating. He Lawrence Taylor'ed her ass!!
Silky: Damm shit below the eyes like eye black? That is fucked up she must have been pissed
Charlie: she sure was, she tried to tackle him for 5 min once she realized what happened.
Silky: Did he manage to get all the lights in the house before she caught him?
Charlie: Hell yeah John is quick, he even did a Heisman 1/2 was through.
Silky: Damm John keeps it real!..
Charlie: Mad real, now take two hits and pass so the blunt will last.

by Tecdaddy June 3, 2007

lauren

a little small girl with a short temper looks innocent but is not

omg that girl is such a lauren!

by lolanonnnn February 8, 2018